my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”
hey does this dick in my mouth make me look gay?
No, but the one up your ass does
ur the one looking at my butt
so who is really gay here
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend then I really hope you’re doing badly in life
people like this are the reason i cant believe anyone calling me pretty.
the last comment just hurts so bad